If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
My soulmate is my bed and always will be
Even cancer isn’t a bad guy really: Cancer just wants to be alive.
listen here you little shit
I just spat out my water because of that picture
Female BAMFs Throughout History